Casual Encounters
(found, Craigslist)
1. Headlines
I’m not sure if this is a good idea
i never done this b4!
cougars where are you?!
big ugly its your lucky day
be my BANGAROO
If I lick your asshole can I fuck it afterwards
everything that’s sweet is in puttiness
Can you handle my fire?
2. Headlines in chronological order
Looking for my soulmate
LOOKING TO HAVE FUN
wanna fuck somebody
“Butterface-of-the-Month Club”
She drove past his driveway four times, slower each time. Finally, with one last glance at her crumpled Mapquest printout, she pulled in and parked rather far away from his expensive car. She wasn’t sure what brand it was because it had a symbol instead of a name tramp-stamped onto its bumper. She wasn’t good with cars. She didn’t know their brands, she didn’t know how to change a tire, and she didn’t think she was a very good driver. But she could still tell that his was nice. Like his house. Not ostentatiously impressive, but obviously expensive and much better than anything she could ever hope to have.
He opened the door as she got out of the car. She didn’t like that. She had imagined walking up, lifting her hand, knocking or ringing a doorbell. She had imagined a pause in between the time that she arrived at the door and the time that she announced her presence, a pause in which she’d have one last chance to reconsider, to drive home and then masturbate and then watch Jay Leno and then go to sleep feeling okay. Not great, but okay.
